داستان شماره ۳ (منبع: www.sooti.ir)
افرادي در جامعه وجود دارند كه احساسات بسيار قوي اي دارند. طوري كه با تكيه بر احساس خود، ميتوانند حتي جنسيت طرف مقابل را از پشت چت حدس بزنند ! البته اين كار در شكل عمومي 20% خطا دارد. اما معمولا درست از آب در ميآيد. مانند نمونه ي زير:
خلاصه داستان:
طرف ميگه: "تو دختري يا پسر ؟"
ميگم: "پسر"
ميگه: "مطمئني پسري ؟" ---- آخه خداييش، آدم ميتونه شك كنه كه خودش پسره يا دختره ؟ 
بعد ميگه "يه حسي به من ميگه تو دختري ! آخه حس من هيچ وقت بهم دروغ نميگه" اينم از اون حرفها 
يا مثل اون يكي كه اومده ميگه: "مطمئني داداش نداري ؟" 
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